King Joffrey: Based on a True Story

Donald Trump is King Joffrey; a petulant little child who wants to be feared, loved and have have the world swear fealty to His Grace. “I am the King!”, said no true king.

Make Westeros Great Again!

We need to build a Wall and it will be a great wall. It will be a beautiful wall with a great big door to allow Others to come in legally. But they need to wait their turn.

We need to ban all R’hllorists. They are blood sacrificers. They are shadow babymakers. It’s a disaster. This is a temporary measure until our king figures out what is going on and the seasons operate normally.

Jafer Flowers is…

Jafer Flowers is…. Gennifer Flowers?

GRRM published A Game of Thrones in 1996, when the Gennifer Flowers Clinton scandal was at its peak.

All of Bill’s women suddenly were resurrected, rising from the the dead, feasting on the blood of a red hot press. But for some reason they did not fear the light and heat of the cameras.

Jafer came back to life and was killed by cutting him into pieces

Much shade and shadow was cast, on both sides. But the dead do not stay dead. By the darkness of the Fifteen Minutes, they will rise again.

Brace yourself….elections are coming. And with the elections come the Wight Voters.

Make Westeros Great Again!

. .