King Joffrey: Based on a True Story

Donald Trump is King Joffrey; a petulant little child who wants to be feared, loved and have have the world swear fealty to His Grace. “I am the King!”, said no true king.

Make Westeros Great Again!

We need to build a Wall and it will be a great wall. It will be a beautiful wall with a great big door to allow Others to come in legally. But they need to wait their turn.

We need to ban all R’hllorists. They are blood sacrificers. They are shadow babymakers. It’s a disaster. This is a temporary measure until our king figures out what is going on and the seasons operate normally.


Robert, The True iPhone

Robert is the true iPhone 5; he was great in the beginning, but his battery set even before the Night began. Stannis is the Samsung; lots of features, but we’re just not interested. Renly is the Nokia, forgotten and only mentioned in jokes.

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

dying of the light

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

By Dylan Thomas, 19141953

Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.

Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Jafer Flowers is…

Jennifer Flowers

Jafer Flowers is…. Gennifer Flowers?

GRRM published A Game of Thrones in 1996, when the Gennifer Flowers Clinton scandal was at its peak.

All of Bill’s women suddenly were resurrected, rising from the the dead, feasting on the blood of a red hot press. But for some reason they did not fear the light and heat of the cameras.

Jafer came back to life and was killed by cutting him into pieces

Much shade and shadow was cast, on both sides. But the dead do not stay dead. By the darkness of the Fifteen Minutes, they will rise again.

Brace yourself….elections are coming. And with the elections come the Wight Voters.

Make Westeros Great Again!

.cheerful .